Fish 1: Yo, why you looking at me?? You’re staring. It’s not polite
Fish 2: Yo, you’re looking at me. Plus, you know I can’t blink. Staring is all I do
Fish 1: It’s not like I choose to look at you, dude. My eyes are on the right when I’m sitting down on my comfortable side.
Fish 2: I have very similar reasons
Fish 1: I see. Fair enough.